Sex Toys – America’s Dirty Little Secret Infographic | Theirtoys.com Blog

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Hilarious AND Informational!

 

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How to Fuck like a Pornstar : A simple guide to great sex

From a young age, I’ve been fascinated with sex. I think I was ten years old when I first discovered the great big world of pornography. I was probably surfing for cute pictures of kittens, when I landed on a hardcore triple x site featuring furry muffs. This might also explain my early introduction to bisexuality, but I digress. I was a teenage whore, and more so I was proud of it. I wanted to be the best of the best, and according to my reviews, I’m pretty high up there.

Now maybe you’re not like me, an insatiable whore nympho with a sexual complex that drives me to constantly improve my sexual prowess, but  for right now; pretend you are. Check your prudeness at the door, and release your inner sex god/dess.

#1. Communicate

This is the first step. Talk to your partner about what they want, and what you’d like to do.  This doesn’t have to be a serious conversation, it can be part of the foreplay! Dirty talk is a great way to get your juices flowing , and the perfect way to share your desires with your partner.  Remember, knowledge is power; and power is sexy!

#2.  Give before you receive

Don’t just lay back on the bed and expect your lover to service you. Before demanding gratification, dive in and show them how much you enjoy watching them cum! Bonus points for being slightly aggressive. Nothing turns your partner on more than demanding them to allow you to pleasure them.

#3. Explore new moves

Recently I came across this website that delineated not 1, 10, or a 100 different positions. No sir, they’ve got 365 variations of the bedroom tango for us to try! Variety is the spice of life, so try something different. Its great exercise, and will definitely impress your fuckbuddy.

#4.  Kink Please

Nothing is sexier than a little taboo. Always talk to your playmate before trying new things, but suggesting to let yourself be blindfolded and tied to the bed is a great way to go from novice to nympho.

#5 Toys R Us

Sex toys are the perfect addition to any fuck-fest. With all the different shapes and sizes, the endless options will keep your lover guessing.