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How to Talk Your Girlfriend Into a Threesome ( Part 2)

25 Nov

Every guy dreams about a threesome.  Today we’ll continue last week’s guide “ How to Talk Your Girlfriend Into a Threesome”. Part two of this guide will cover the last two steps in convincing your partner, girlfriend or wife into having the wild threeway you’ve always wanted. If you haven’t done so already, check out  “How to Talk Your Girlfriend Into a Threesome (Part 1)” !

We last left off talking about Language and  Time/Setting, but once you’ve figure out the right time and the right way to ask, where do you go from there? It’s more than just asking a question, you want to persuade your spouse into a threesome.

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How to Talk Your Girlfriend Into a Threesome ( Part 1)

18 Nov

Hey babe... so I was wondering..

UPDATE: Part 2 is NOW AVAILABLE!

One thing, as a man, you will inevitably ask yourself at some point in your life is : “ How do I ask my girlfriend or wife for a threesome”
The answer is: VERY CAREFULLY, and I’ll explain how. I have four “easy” steps that’ll make your proposition quick and painless, with minimum drama and maximum effectiveness.
Disclaimer: I am not guaranteeing you will get a threesome, but if you ever had a shot THIS would be the way to make it happen.

Personal Story: My First (MMF) Threesome

14 Nov

 

Alright, so perhaps my first post about my girl girl threesome wasn’t so enthusiastic. It was fun alright, but I guess what got my blood going was my first guy-girl-guy threesome. Now before the boys freak out, and close the page, the two male participants were straight. Don’t worry, straight men, I’ll warn you :P.

Now this all begins at a party, with one of my oldest best friends, Mama-san. This, of course, was pre-baby;  but I digress. Mama-san used to rock out in a heavy metal band, and had the juiciest of friends. I’m talking guitarist and drummer friends. We’d stop by their backyard studio and crash on their lumpy couch while they played. The walls were overwhelmed with signatures and graffiti, and the floor was an ocean of beer bottles.

I loved it. The vibrations coming from the amp seemed to  skim the surface of my thigh, up my legs, into a vortex that transported me to a happy place. The eye candy wasn’t bad either. Let’s call the guitarist Chevy and the drummer J..eff.

Mama-san and I had divvied up the boys and she earmarked Chevy for herself. At some point during the night, between smoke breaks and shots of Cuervo, We were sitting in the front drive way, atop the hood of Chevy’s pick up white truck when Mama-san changed her mind and wanted Jeff to herself

 

Theres one extra guy in this CK ad...but you get the point...

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Musical dicks or not, I was already nearing the point where the floor tips towards the sky, and the clouds  are a fuzzy aurora of warmth. I was single, buzzed and wanted something warm for the night, and any hot rockstar would do. Despite some mild flirtation, nothing really happened. But when Mama-san wanted to call it a night, I noticed the tingling heat of Chevy’s hand on my thigh.

“ Want to stay over?”

“Um…sure?”

I was  somewhat positive the situation was really happening, and my subconscious was screaming yes,yes,yes.

Chevy was about 6ft, with shaggy hair and these emerald hazel eyes splashed with  blue. His fingers flew fast over a guitar, and his abs could easily replace your washing machine. A hot melodic mess, and he was touching me.  I was young enough to raise eyebrows, but experienced enough to know my fantasies definitely included testing his finger speed.  With a flash of a peace sign, I sent Mama-san off.

As her ride pulled away, Jeff leaned over and whispered in my ear,  “ Want something else to drink?” Jeff was around my height, 5’6 tops, long dark hair, and a sexy body to boot.

 

Like this, but less fuzzy

 

 

A beer bottle was quickly produced, and Chevy leaned over  and asked if it was alright if Jeff stayed over.

Confused, I replied  “ It’s your house, but OK!”

Here’s where I’ll stop to admit it, I had a long time fantasy of fucking two guys.  I like to consider myself a blowjob queen, and a big fan of phallic shaped playthings, so it’s no big surprise I’d be down for something like this.

We took the part into the bedroom, where we exchanged kisses. First me and Chevy, then Jeff and I, my clothes slowly slipping off.

Chevy unbuckled his pants first, drilling inside of me as I showed Jeff my oral  talents. We switched and I rode Jeff as  I licked Chevy’s  big dick clean.

Afterwards, all three of us passed out, and experienced a semi awkward morning which revealed the fact that not only was Jeff interested in Mama-san, but I had also broken one of the unspoken rules of girl-friendships: I had  slept with  Mama-sans eye candy. While we did get into a little fight over it, we’re still friends, and between you and me, it was definitely a worthwhile experience!

Oops :X

Threesome Weekend! (My Top 4 Fav Threesome Definitions)

12 Nov

Threesomes.

Menage a trois.

Or conversely, you lucky bitch.

If I had to define it, I would only need two words : Fucking-awesome.

This coming weekend will be dedicated to all things THREESOMES! That includes how-to’s to do a blowjob with another girl, the different types of threesomes, first hand stories and more!

To kick off the next three days of threesome mania, here are my favorite top 4 definitions found on Urban Dictionary !

4) Some say it’s like a beautiful unicorn:

The act of three people having sex simultaneously.

A fantasy for most men because it is NEVER going to happen.

If it did,they probably would be left out because the two girls would forget he was there.

Forget the threesome. It is the male equivalent of Big Foot.

Bummer dude.

3) An acceptable form of sex outside of your marriage:

The best way to fuck other women on the side without ending up in divorce court or in the wraths of a pissed off girlfriend. This can broaden the sexual horizons for any couple by providing the male with the opportunity to get some new pussy occasionally and helps the woman live out her secret, curious masturbation fantasy.

That dude is lucky. He had a big threesome last night. His girlfriend’s co-worker rode his cock while his girlfriend sat on his face and rode it like the Kentucky Derby.

Ye-haw!

2) French.. It’s probably good

A threesome is the term which describes a sexual act involving three people, sometimes also referred to as a menage a trois.

A true threesome is when all three people have sex with each other, not when two people just have sex with one person and not each other.

If there is only one on one partners alternating; from today forth it shall be known as a seesome: a threesome where one partner watches as the other two fuck, possibly no contact between two of the participants.

1) We all like variety

Where there are 3 people sexually active at the same time

with either

m&m&m

W&w&w

W&W&M

M&M&W

with 3 people involved

1.My Husband and I invited a friend over for a threesome

2. I love when my wife invites her blonde friend over for tea cause it ends up being a threesome

While our sexuality is a little shaky, we do like straight answers.

Honorable Mention:

I cant tell if he missed the point or not.

A classic sandwich where PEANUT BUTTER is joined together by two different tasty JELLIES and they form what is known as a PB&JJ sandwich.

This threesome is gonna be delicious! I have 2 jellies coming over tonight and one of them is cherry!

No matter how you define it, threesomes catch the eye of men and women alike. What’s your definition?

My Top #10 Favorite Sex Acts

26 Oct

`#10 All out fucking

This one’s obvious. There is nothing I enjoy more than the regular old in and out. Whether its doggie style, missionary, or upside down hung from a harness; I absolutely adore getting my pussy pounded.

#9 Somebody watching me

I’m a whore in every sense of the term. I love the attention. Nothing gets me off than knowing someone is or could be watching. Maybe this is why I ended up in my line of work. By the way, if you’d like to watch me fuck you can, just by searching mimi8teen on google!

#8 Lets pretend

I took acting classes awhile back, and I like to put it good use. One of my favorite roleplays is the little girl who wants to always please her daddy. I’m also a kick ass naughty school girl, and evil mistress. What kind of roles do you like to play?

#7 Spank Me

When I’m in a certain mood, I like to be punished. Nothing over the top, but a good spanking can put me in my place. I love getting a little rough, there’s nothing wrong with a little hair pulling, ass-slapping, name calling  good time.

#6 Close My Eyes

Want to make me drip? Blindfold me. I love the mystery and sensation of not being able to see your next move. Surprise me, and I’ll probably soak the sheets!

#5 Toy Fucking

I’m like a kid in a candy store when it comes to sex toys. It probably doesn’t surprise any of you that my life goal is to have the most impressive collection of toys known to man.

#4 Squirting

It pisses me off so much I’ve only been able to do this once. I think it so incredibly hot, and it feels deliriously good. Whether its watching it in porno, making a girl do it, or someone making me squirt, it definitely deserves a top spot.

#3 Multiple Partners

If two’s company, then three’s a party. There’s some many combinations, the pleasure never has to stop. Extra work equals extra pleasure!

#2 Pussy Eating

Giving and receiving, this is tasty treat. Kiss my kitty, and I’m ready to play.

#1 Blowjobs

You got to love what your good at. Nothing turns me on more than milking a hard cock and having it explode in my mouth. I don’t care if you don’t believe me. There’s nothing sexier than melting a man with your mouth. Everyone who’s proud of their dick sucking skills will agree with this!