Tis the season to be naughty, and holiday shopping can be the perfect time to spice up the bedroom. Over the next twelves days we’ll be going over some amazing shopping guides, and christmas tips and tricks to make sure you get EVERYTHING you want this holiday.
Nothing beats skipping lines and a chunky deal and Babeland toys has a great range stocking stuffers, to full blown uber-presents for that special someone in your life. Whether its your BFF or the sex muffin who keeps your chestnuts on fire; you’ll find the perfect give for her on this list!
Orgasm in a Box – $18
A naughty little kit to stuff your lover's stocking!
Cute and powerful, this little kick packs the perfect holiday punch to have your favorite gal writhing and moaning into the night. The kit brings the speedy and power Babeland Silver Bullet along with the soft Bunny Tickler. With tickling and vibrating bunny ears, and 3 speeds this kit is an orgasmic combination! Comes with two AA batteries, and two bottles of BabeLube lubettes. By buying this kit, you’re not only giving some holiday hotness, Babeland will also donate $2 for the Food Bank of NYC and Urban Rest Stop in Seattle. Take out the guess-work and give a gift that gives back!
Jimmyjane Little Afterglow Sampler Set – $58
Come on baby, light my fire!
Light your sex life on fire…literally! The Little Afterglow sampler set by JimmyJane is a sexy collection of six sensuous massage candles. The scents vary from Dark Vanilla, Bourbon, Pink Lotus, Gingersnap, Cucumber Water and grapefruit. For a blissful aromatherapy massage, melt a bit of the wax and let the warm massage oil drip all over your lovers skin. Each little candle comes in a porcelain votive that’s equipped with a mess-free spout, and you can easily store left over oil by popping your candles in the freezer. Warm up this winter and get a sampler set today!
Usual Suspects Kits by JimmyJane – $160
Babeland's Most Wanted
JimmyJane does it again, but this time rounding up the usual suspects in an amazing kit! Enjoy the killer trio interpretation of JJ’s Iconic Rabbit, Iconic Pocket, and Iconic Ring! Whether you’re looking for clit and g-spot stimulation, discreet portability or an orgasm for two, this kit will have you locking yourself in your bedroom and throwing away the key! This all white set comes with a 1 year warranty and extra batteries, so don’t delay and snag your kit while they last!
Babeland Body Kit – $25
Give your skin a holiday treat!
Bring some seductive Northern California sunshine into your life with Babeland’s Body Kit! This handmade body products are made with all natural, organic ingredients and are the perfect decadent treat for the naughtiest of bodies. For starters, your kit comes with a bottle of Massage oil and a smaller one of Lickable Oil. The Massage bar melts on contact, and the Massage Candle will fill the room with the sexiest of smells. Clean up’s a breeze with the Bath Fizzy, and once you’re warmed up: you’re ready for the Babeland Buzz. Everything comes in an adorable and reusable container, with a bonus of Babeland condoms and matchbook so you have everything you need.
Form 3– $145
Pleasure for the People
Cum one, cum all: the Form 3 is JimmyJane‘s solution to a customized orgasm. This curved slender wonder curves to hug a woman’s juiciest bits, and by pressing it in the center you can extend the vibration to wherever you’d like. Bending the edges together creates the ability to pinch, caress and vibrate to your own town and with four vibration modes and five powerful levels, this rechargeable vibe will be your total holiday satisfaction. Comes with a 3-year warranty and the choice of the colors pink and black.
Chippendales Diva – $ 89
Get wet with the couple and splash friendly Chippendales Diva vibrator. Thin and curved, this little vibe is perfect for tickling two bodies at once! The Diva is amazing for solo use as well, its sexy contour cupping the clit and vulva for an all out orgasmic feel, and its deep rumbling vibrations will take you to the moon. Great lock setting avoids embarrassing TSA moments, and makes this little buddy for taking hot sex on your christmas travels.
G-Twist SmartVibe- $69
Tell Santa you want a twist this year!
Searching for the G-spot? Let the wild textured twist and strong vibrations of the G-Twist Smartvibe show you the way. Enjoy this turbo boosted speed demon, and let the soft premium silicon ribs rub out a earth-shattering vaginal orgasm even your neighbors will envy! This 9″ inch wonder is such a pleaser they’re offering a special!
BIG TICKET ITEM:
For all you big spenders, I’m bringing out the big guns…
NAY! I take that back, I’m bringing in the “so colossally huge we can’t even see them from this perspective” guns out. You may want to shield your or your girlfriend’s eyes for this one.
Introducing the ultimate , the amazing:
Eternity – 24k Gold: $2,750 Pure Platinum: $3,250
Can also be used as a 20th or 50th wedding anniversary present!
Love is priceless. Try to remember that as we go over this next gift. Jimmy Jane’s Eternity is a jaw-dropping piece; part of Babeland’s Ultra-Luxe Collection for the generously rich. If I need to name names let’s just say Moss and Mary Louise Parker of Weeds can vouch for this doozy. If you’re the kind of lover or friend who finds money to be no object, indulge your giftee with this divine coupling of luxury and pleasure. This waterproof jewel features a band of round cut VS1 diamonds ( 28, to be exact) and comes to a whopping total of .66 carats. Fitted with a replaceable motor, this silent treasure will last a lifetime and only requires ONE little old battery.
Last but not least STOCKING STUFFERS:
Stocking stuffers; their like a bonus.Everyone likes bonus presents. If you want to round out your holiday gifting her are some small gifts to stuff this winter!
Naughtibod – $59
Plug and Play!
It plugs into your IPOD, and matches its vibes to the beat. This little baby works with any 3.5mm jack, nuff said!
Fukuoku 9000– $30
Taking your fingers from fun to fantastic!
Slip on one of the three finger-sleeves, and rock your bell into a toe-curling orgasm! Perfect to partners and travel.
Moregasm: Babelands Guide to Mind-Blowing Sex – $20
Cause Knowledge is Power!
Give the gift of knowledge this christmas, and drop a copy of this sexy guide down the chimney! Colorful and informational, this guide can capture even the shortest of attention spans ;)!
Don’t be stumped this holiday! Take advantage of this hot guide and get your shopping done today! All orders over $99 get FREE 2nd day air shipping, and all delivery by DECEMBER 25!
What are you buying this holiday?
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