A new year and still no posts. I’m missed out on some of the most major blogidays, and its all because I’ve been swamped with work and no laptop.
I’ve taken control of the iMac to give my readers these few words:
POSTS ARE A-CUMMING!
Next week we will explore the ins and outs of valentine days, review some of the hottest hotels for sex in Miami, and delve into the purrrrfect gift for your favorite kitty 😉
Stay tuned, cause we’re cuming back and hotter than ever!
The Mac has,or atleast the screen has died.
I’m working on a relic circa 2012…
Toshiba Satellite something or other with a track pad from hell.
Hence I’m in a crappy mood to blog until I find a suitable replacement.
Christmas IS just around the corner.
❤
Tis the season to be naughty, and holiday shopping can be the perfect time to spice up the bedroom. Over the next twelves days we’ll be going over some amazing shopping guides, and christmas tips and tricks to make sure you get EVERYTHING you want this holiday.
Nothing beats skipping lines and a chunky deal and Babeland toys has a great range stocking stuffers, to full blown uber-presents for that special someone in your life. Whether its your BFF or the sex muffin who keeps your chestnuts on fire; you’ll find the perfect give for her on this list!
A naughty little kit to stuff your lover's stocking!
Cute and powerful, this little kick packs the perfect holiday punch to have your favorite gal writhing and moaning into the night. The kit brings the speedy and power Babeland Silver Bullet along with the soft Bunny Tickler. With tickling and vibrating bunny ears, and 3 speeds this kit is an orgasmic combination! Comes with two AA batteries, and two bottles of BabeLube lubettes. By buying this kit, you’re not only giving some holiday hotness, Babeland will also donate $2 for the Food Bank of NYC and Urban Rest Stop in Seattle. Take out the guess-work and give a gift that gives back!
Come on baby, light my fire!
Light your sex life on fire…literally! The Little Afterglow sampler set by JimmyJane is a sexy collection of six sensuous massage candles. The scents vary from Dark Vanilla, Bourbon, Pink Lotus, Gingersnap, Cucumber Water and grapefruit. For a blissful aromatherapy massage, melt a bit of the wax and let the warm massage oil drip all over your lovers skin. Each little candle comes in a porcelain votive that’s equipped with a mess-free spout, and you can easily store left over oil by popping your candles in the freezer. Warm up this winter and get a sampler set today!
Babeland's Most Wanted
JimmyJane does it again, but this time rounding up the usual suspects in an amazing kit! Enjoy the killer trio interpretation of JJ’s Iconic Rabbit, Iconic Pocket, and Iconic Ring! Whether you’re looking for clit and g-spot stimulation, discreet portability or an orgasm for two, this kit will have you locking yourself in your bedroom and throwing away the key! This all white set comes with a 1 year warranty and extra batteries, so don’t delay and snag your kit while they last!
Give your skin a holiday treat!
Bring some seductive Northern California sunshine into your life with Babeland’s Body Kit! This handmade body products are made with all natural, organic ingredients and are the perfect decadent treat for the naughtiest of bodies. For starters, your kit comes with a bottle of Massage oil and a smaller one of Lickable Oil. The Massage bar melts on contact, and the Massage Candle will fill the room with the sexiest of smells. Clean up’s a breeze with the Bath Fizzy, and once you’re warmed up: you’re ready for the Babeland Buzz. Everything comes in an adorable and reusable container, with a bonus of Babeland condoms and matchbook so you have everything you need.
Pleasure for the People
Cum one, cum all: the Form 3 is JimmyJane‘s solution to a customized orgasm. This curved slender wonder curves to hug a woman’s juiciest bits, and by pressing it in the center you can extend the vibration to wherever you’d like. Bending the edges together creates the ability to pinch, caress and vibrate to your own town and with four vibration modes and five powerful levels, this rechargeable vibe will be your total holiday satisfaction. Comes with a 3-year warranty and the choice of the colors pink and black.
Get wet with the couple and splash friendly Chippendales Diva vibrator. Thin and curved, this little vibe is perfect for tickling two bodies at once! The Diva is amazing for solo use as well, its sexy contour cupping the clit and vulva for an all out orgasmic feel, and its deep rumbling vibrations will take you to the moon. Great lock setting avoids embarrassing TSA moments, and makes this little buddy for taking hot sex on your christmas travels.
Tell Santa you want a twist this year!
Searching for the G-spot? Let the wild textured twist and strong vibrations of the G-Twist Smartvibe show you the way. Enjoy this turbo boosted speed demon, and let the soft premium silicon ribs rub out a earth-shattering vaginal orgasm even your neighbors will envy! This 9″ inch wonder is such a pleaser they’re offering a special!
For all you big spenders, I’m bringing out the big guns…
NAY! I take that back, I’m bringing in the “so colossally huge we can’t even see them from this perspective” guns out. You may want to shield your or your girlfriend’s eyes for this one.
Introducing the ultimate , the amazing:
Can also be used as a 20th or 50th wedding anniversary present!
Love is priceless. Try to remember that as we go over this next gift. Jimmy Jane’s Eternity is a jaw-dropping piece; part of Babeland’s Ultra-Luxe Collection for the generously rich. If I need to name names let’s just say Moss and Mary Louise Parker of Weeds can vouch for this doozy. If you’re the kind of lover or friend who finds money to be no object, indulge your giftee with this divine coupling of luxury and pleasure. This waterproof jewel features a band of round cut VS1 diamonds ( 28, to be exact) and comes to a whopping total of .66 carats. Fitted with a replaceable motor, this silent treasure will last a lifetime and only requires ONE little old battery.
Stocking stuffers; their like a bonus.Everyone likes bonus presents. If you want to round out your holiday gifting her are some small gifts to stuff this winter!
Naughtibod – $59
Plug and Play!
It plugs into your IPOD, and matches its vibes to the beat. This little baby works with any 3.5mm jack, nuff said!
Taking your fingers from fun to fantastic!
Slip on one of the three finger-sleeves, and rock your bell into a toe-curling orgasm! Perfect to partners and travel.
Cause Knowledge is Power!
Give the gift of knowledge this christmas, and drop a copy of this sexy guide down the chimney! Colorful and informational, this guide can capture even the shortest of attention spans ;)!
Don’t be stumped this holiday! Take advantage of this hot guide and get your shopping done today! All orders over $99 get FREE 2nd day air shipping, and all delivery by DECEMBER 25!
What are you buying this holiday?
Food can be sexy
Today we are going to talk about Almonds. Almonds are a great healthy snack to begin with, being chock full of protein, vitamin E, fiber, zinc and other wonderful nutrients; but it’ll also make you a sex machine! Well, not quite. Many foods can be used as aphrodisiacs, and almonds are a great love snack!
Almonds - Super Food for Super Sex!
Throughout the ages, the Almond has been a symbol of fertility. It is believed that the aroma is can induce passion, especially females; so men start taking notes!
The Almond tree’s scientific name is Prunus dulcis, syn. Prunus amygdalus, or Amygdalus communis. Native to Southwest Asia, the small tree can ripen fruit as far north as the British Isles.
The Indian kernel almond is not only used as a aphrodisiac, it’s also used as a treatment for some sexual dysfunctions such as premature ejaculation.
In Sicily, almond is used to create sweet liquors and wines that are purchased for their aphrodisiac qualities.
Ancient Persians used to blend almonds with flower petals to create a seduction-scented garnish for their desserts.
Seductive Dessert
The Nefzawi people used the almonds in combination with pine tree and thick honey and a bedtime drink, which was said to heighten the sexual vitality after three days. Another recipe was almond soup, which was a mix of almonds, egg yolk and chicken stock in a sensual broth. Here are a few recipes for you to try out with your lover!
Nesfawi Ancient Almond Aphrodisiac Soup
via How Almonds Improve Your Sex Life
Ingredients:
¼ Cup Raspberries
Enough sugar to lightly coat raspberries
2 hard boiled egg yolks
1 cup almonds, blanched and skinned
1 cup chicken stock
1 cup light cream
2 Tablespoons honey
Chef's Uniform
Instructions:
Step 1: Toss raspberries in sugar and lightly crush. Using your hands and letting your partner help can get your temperature rising right off the bat. Set aside.
Step 2: Put nuts and egg yolks in a blender or food processor and chop to fine. Try not to make jokes at this point.
Step 3: Slowly add the chicken stock, a spoonful at a time, until the ingredients make a fine paste.
Step 4:Continue blending on high speed as you slowly pour in the rest of the chicken stock and cream.
Step 5: Pour the contents into a saucepan and heat the soup very carefully on a low heat until it is hot and thick. Do not allow it to come to a boil or it will curdle.
Step 6: Stir in the honey and add to two bowls for serving.
Step 7: Top each bowl with the sugared, crushed raspberries and serve immediately.
Final Step: Spoon-feed each other as you relax on the couch, and let the taste take you away.
If you’re a vegetarian you may want to check out this option! It’s a quick one, so its perfect for an impromptu snack before a late night booty call!
Green Bean Almondine
Ingredients:
1/2 Cup sliced almonds
2 Lbs. fresh green beans
1/3 Cup butter
1 Tablespoon lemon juice
1 Teaspoon salt
1/4 Teaspoon pepper
Instructions:
Step 1: Bake almonds in a shallow pan at 350صF. for 5 to 10 minutes or until toasted. Set aside.
Step 2: Split beans lengthwise. Cook beans in boiling water to cover in Dutch oven 4 minutes, or until tender then drain.
Step 3: Melt butter in Dutch oven.
Step 4: Add almonds, beans, lemon juice, salt and pepper, tossing to coat. Serve immediately.
Other Ideas: Try serving Marzipan (almond paste) in the shapes of fruits for a special after-dinner treat. You can prepare in advance and have fun making candied boobs and penises with your partner, before you eat each other up 😉
boobs
Penis
Marzipan
via About.Com
Ingredients:
2/3 cups of water
2 cups granulated sugar
1/8 tsp cream of tartar
4 cups ground almonds (or almond meal)
2 egg whites
Powdered sugar for dusting
Mary Louise Parker!
Instructions:
Step 1: Sprinkle powdered sugar over a marble slab, wooden cutting board, or large baking sheet.
Step 2: Fill the CLEAN sink or a large bowl with cold water.
Step 3: Place the sugar and water in a large saucepan and heat gently, stirring, until the sugar dissolves.
Step 4: Add the cream of tartar and turn up the heat. Bring to a boil and cover, for 3 minutes.
Step 5: Uncover and boil until the temperature reaches 240 degrees on a candy thermometer. Buy candy thermometer before you attempt this project.
Step 6: Place the bottom of the saucepan in the cold water you’ve prepared, stirring constantly until it becomes thick and creamy.
Step 7: Stir in the ground almonds and the egg whites, place back over low heat and stir for 2 minutes more until thick.
Steph 8: Spoon the marzipan onto your work surface, and turn it with a metal spatula until it cools down enough to touch by hand.
Step 9: Coat your hands in powdered sugar and knead the marzipan until it is smooth and pliant.
Step 10: Your marzipan can now be used immediately or stored by wrapping it in plastic wrap and keeping it in an airtight container.
Products You May Be Interested In:
Roy Rene Nougat Blanc with almonds Provence candy 200g
New almond cookery-Cookbook
Can you think of any more almond aprodisiac recipes you’d like to share? Post here, I’d love your feedback!
A good friend of mine is an avid gun enthusiast, now while I’m not a huge gun fan; I can’t deny hot babes with guns are sexy. There is something erotic about a woman carrying a weapon, and we can’t help but search for pictures of these sexy ladies! Here are 10 hotties with pistols, rifles, and handguns who pack a lot of fire power!
The Beach is a Sexy Place
The Switch from Porn to Mainstream
The Hot Ms. Raven Riley
Armed, Blonde and Dangerous
Fishnets and Weapons
via SouthernCharms.com
Beautiful Bullets
Weapons Loaded
Cocked and Ready
via FireDragon
Sexy Spy Girl
Sensual Assasin
Unknown
Hope you enjoyed these sexy women with weapons! What are some of YOUR favorite babes with gun pictures?
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